J: Yay! Now I am ready to get married!
M: Huh? Get married?
J: Yeah. I'm going to get married.
M: To who? Gracie? (we were just talking about her)
J: No . . . um. . . . . What's her name? . . . . . oh yeah. Georgia.
M: Georgia, huh? How do you know?
J: Carson told me. He told me Georgia is going to marry me.
M: Oh really? So, you're going to marry Georgia.
J: No! I'm not going to marry Georgia. Georgia's going to marry ME.
M: OK . . . so what do you think it means to get married?
J: I don't know.
Tonight the conversation continued:
M: So, who did you say you were going to marry?
J: I'M (emphasis) not marrying anybody. Georgia is going to marry me.
M: When do you think you're going to get married?
J: I'm 3 and Georgia's 2. So, when I turn 4, Georgia's going to turn 3. Then, when I'm 7, then Georgia will be 7 and when I'm 10, Georgia will be 10.
M: So, when do you think you're going to get married?
J: When Georgia knows all the numbers like I do.
M: You mean when Georgia can count like you?
J: Yeah. When she knows all the numbers like I do, then Georgia will marry me.
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The other night, Jaxon was playing with his Legos in the floor. He had 2 of them in his hand and he said, "Say this after me. 'With this ring, I thee wed.'". His lego then said (in a different voice, of course), "With this ring, I thee wed."
I found out that he had been watching a Calliou show where Calliou gets to be the ring bearer. :)
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Here's our conversation from tonight:
M: Jaxon, guess what we're going to do tomorrow?
J: What?
M: We're going to go to swimming lessons for you.
J: I don't want to go to swimming lessons.
M: Why not?
J: Because is he going to say (in this really hilarious voice), OK boys. Your first test will be diving from this high board. Now you'll be judged on style, form, and grace.
M: What? Where in the world did you hear that?
I can't get it to shorten, but the line is at 2:12. :)
And he said it JUST LIKE the instructor!!
